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🔴 BREAKING NEWS: April 17, 2024

Announcing a digital agency for 'aesthetic practices' that guarantees results or they don't get paid. Seriously.

No, we haven’t lost our marbles. And yes, we put it in writing. Read on to find out more about this truly limited offer…

🔴 BREAKING NEWS: April 17, 2024

Announcing a digital agency for 'aesthetic practices' that guarantees results or they don't get paid. Seriously.

No, we haven’t lost our marbles. And yes, we put it in writing. Read on to find out more about this truly limited offer…

From the desk of Jordan Velásquez

Le Plateau, Montréal.

Vibrant and eclectic.

April 17

Dear Practice Owner,

 

If you would like to get as many appointments, patients, and sales as your practice could possibly handle…

 

Then this will be the most exciting message you’ll ever read.

 

Here’s why:

 

Let’s face it…You would have to be a zombie from the Walking Dead – for the above offer not to have your pulse racing, greed glands pumping…

 

And no doubt your inner sceptic screaming “what on earth is this all about?!!”

 

I mean, what highly respected medical professional, in their right mind, wouldn’t question a company making such a bold claim?

 

But don’t worry your pretty little mittens, because we will explain in detail what this is about…

 

*grabs popcorn*

 

For starters, we’ve developed a unique 5-step ‘patient acquisition system’ that is unlike anything you’ve ever seen or heard about before…

 

(this is just one of the things that makes this all possible) and we’ve used it in over…

28 DIFFERENT SURGICAL AND NON-SURGICAL AESTHETIC PROCEDURES TO GENERATE A MINIMUM 30% INCREASE IN NEW PATIENT BOOKINGS & A 2X ROI

And we’ve also used this patient acquisition system to…

Take a plastic surgery clinic, specializing in tummy tucks and breast augmentations from $1.3 to $2.5 million... within 18 months, significantly expanding their patient base.

Launch a non-invasive cosmetics practice from initial stages to $320k in sales in their first year... (Literally booking their calendar 2 months in advance that the head physician couldn't keep up!)

Transform a dental practice focusing on smile makeovers and dental implants, increasing their annual revenue from $300k to $550k... in just over a year, while enhancing their market presence.

Boost a medspa specializing in body contouring from $20k to $92k in sales... within 8 months, significantly raising their profile.

And so on… Listen, we could easily go on listing our success stories…

 

Because we’ve used this ‘system’ for multiple high-value procedures and treatments. 

 

We’ve worked with small boutique clinics, all the way up to larger, well-established practices to apply this “5-step system”…

 

In other words, our “system” for acquiring new patients is the hottest (and highest converting) sales vehicle we’ve ever seen for…

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GENERATING A TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR OF PATIENTS THAT FLOOD YOUR CLINIC!

And now, we’re truly making an offer that would be difficult for any sane clinic owner to refuse – to try it out risk-free!

 

Firstly, if you have an ad campaign on Google, Instagram or Facebook, we’ll completely rewrite your ads…

 

Or if you aren’t already running online ads, your clinic should at least have a steady flow of patients coming in through referrals or word of mouth.

 

Secondly, you won’t pay us a single cent of management fees in testing our ads against the ones you’re already running or creating them from scratch.

 

What this means is, if we fail (very unlikely) to beat your current campaigns or achieve the agreed upon results, you won’t owe us a single red cent.

 

Think about it, if we don’t deliver the goods you рау…

NO set-up fees!

NO management fees!

NO copywriting fees!

NO design or development fees!

No unicorn catching fees! (had to check I still have your attention)

In fact, you pay us nothing!

And guess what else?

 

If we do beat your current ad campaigns or achieve the promised results (highly likely) you’ll still not be out of any money…

 

Because every dollar you pay us will come from the EXTRA sales you wouldn’t have made unless we created our new campaign for you!

 

Why are we making such an offer?

 

Well, It’s very simple…

 

If you’re like most clinic owners you’ve likely tried almost every conceivable way to grow your practice.

 

Some of it’s worked, but most of it hasn’t.

 

And at this point, you’ve probably been lied to, cheated by, stolen from, extorted and downright…

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RIPPED OFF BY FILTHY MARKETING SCUM BAGS!

Who sold you the world, and at best, delivered the moon.

 

I know you know the type…

 

These hipsters sitting around in front of white boards talkin’ about vegan cheese, thigh gaps and how many “impressions” your ads got…

 

(Uuurrgghh! Makes my blood boil just thinking about it)

 

Because in a world of coaches coaching coaches… Most digital marketers are like shady rug merchants.

 

So rather than spend our time and resources trying to convince you we’re different…

 

For a limited time we’ve decided to risk our own money to SHOW YOU we’re different.

 

Because, in our opinion, the profession of digital marketing has more incompetence per capita than any other profession. Period.

 

(Except for maybe solar companies and chiropractors)

 

Anyhoo, whether it was a digital marketing agency, an internal employee, a business consultant, or some almond latte-drinking “marketing expert”…that has promised you results in the past…

 

But, when it was all said and done, simply left you with more excuses than they did results.

 

We have a saying that, “digital marketing is 80% confusion and 20% commission”. It’s sad, but mostly true.

 

And most clinic owners approach growing their practice with digital marketing like…

Don't do this

WALKING ACROSS A LIVE MINEFIELD STARK NAKED AND BLINDFOLDED!

So how are we different from these armchair “experts” and theory peddlers who talk a good game but rarely deliver?

 

Well, firstly, we’re the only agency confident (or crazy) enough to actually guarantee results or we don’t get paid.

 

Secondly, we’re not a generic digital marketing agency that works with all types of businesses…

 

Nope, we focus on medical marketing for aesthetic practices such as plastic surgeons, medical spas, hair restoration, and cosmetic dentistry.

 

Not only that, we are experts in digital advertising and understand the aesthetic patient’s journey inside and out…

 

From unawareness to awareness to research and interest, and then physician discovery and selection.

 

Understanding the semantics and psychology of how consumers purchase your specialized medical services…

 

Enables us to target the right person and grab their attention at the exact right moment.

 

This means fewer wasted clicks, better quality leads, and more of the patients and procedures you want.

 

Look, our strategies are proven…

 

Battle-hardened by over $1+ million in ad spend in 28 different surgical and non-surgical aesthetic procedures and treatments.

 

We’ve got this stuff down to a science.

 

A mathematical equation.

 

But we don’t expect you to take our word for it.

 

*Wink*

 

Let’s get down to the juicy proof pie we’ve been baking for the last seven years!…

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PROOF!

These are the kinds of results you’ll get by implementing our 5-step ‘patient acquisition system’ (even if nobody’s ever heard of you)…

It’s stories like these that (almost) make our eyes sweat.

 

Okay, enough of that…

 

Let me answer the question that’s burning a hole in your head…

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HOW THE HELL CAN WE GUARANTEE RESULTS?

It’s very simple.

 

We’re willing and able to guarantee results because of our unique approach and ‘patient acquisition system’.

 

You see, most digital agencies are good at the “technical stuff”, but know nothing about educating and selling, especially when it comes to getting more customers for medical procedures in today’s new digital world.

 

Now, listen up…

 

When it comes to specialized medical services, it’s a whole different ball game compared to selling home services, insurance, physical products, financial, or other types of services.


People aren’t just parting with their money, they’re entrusting their well-being to you.

 

So, it’s absolutely critical to master the art of educating potential patients and leading them toward well-informed decisions without resorting to those pushy, salesy tactics.

 

We’re talking about a higher level of commitment and care here.

 

That’s why everything we do at VG Online Solutions has one goal, to EDUCATE & SELL!

 

Heck, we don’t get paid if we don’t.

 

(Can you hear that? That’s the sound of my accountant screaming in the wind!)

 

But come closer, listen…

 

We’ve engineered a new and unique “system” to educate about and sell almost any type of high-value procedures or treatments, to anyone and at any price point.

 

It’s a combination of “mind hijacking” persuasion techniques, world-class media buying and something we call the “attention-flywheel”.

 

The total combination makes for an unusually effective marketing system, that truly makes it possible for almost any medical practice to sell like crazy!

 

And If it doesn’t, we insist you don’t pay us a single cent.

 

But listen, lemme level with you for a moment…

 

Achieving predictable and consistent results online is never a result of…

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'MAGIC PIXIE DUST' SPRINKLED ON 'CROSSED FINGERS' WITH A DASH OF 'HOPE AND PRAY FOR THE BEST'

It’s not about this… It’s about having a predictable and reliable “system” for acquiring new patients.

 

And our “5-step system” includes a war chest of proven strategies and tactics that most digital agencies don’t know even exist.

 

For example…

We know how to make a simple tweak to almost any landing page that will increase conversions by up to 400%! (Think about that. How would you like to increase your leads by 4X whilst reducing what you pay per lead by 375%!?)

We've discovered how to write Google and Facebook ads that use psychological triggers that "hijack" your prospect's attention, practically forcing them to click and take action! (Not one digital agency or "expert" in a hundred even have a clue how to do this!)

We've discovered the secret "scroll stopping" strategy for Facebook Ads that siphons off more traffic for LESS money (Even the world's most experienced Facebook marketers don't fully understand how to do this)

We can tell you the biggest mistake made by businesses using Google Ads! (This mistake costs business owners and marketers a small fortune in lost profits and market share)

We know how to uncover large new "starving crowds" of prospects - who are great candidates for your specialized medical services and who spend like sailors on leave (even when the economy is hurting and you're far more expensive than the competition)

But that isn’t all, we also know how to…

INCREASE THE PULLING POWER OF ALMOST ANY AD BY UP TO 900%!

We’ve successfully applied this strategy across various highly competitive medical fields to help practices like yours outsell and stand out even among the most formidable competitors.

We've discovered (from spending $1+ million on ads) what you need to do to the 'appearance’ of your ads on both Google and Facebook to skyrocket conversions (It's the opposite to what most people have been told and could DRAMATICALLY increase your sales!)

We've developed a proven and predictable way to get highly-qualified prospects coming to you... ONLY when they're ready, willing and able to BUY! Forget the usual "digital marketing stuff" that leaves you, your front desk or patient coordinator speaking with looky-loos and price shoppers)

We know a way to dramatically increase the quantity of 'eager-to-buy' leads that your ads generate... often while spending the same amount, if not less, on traffic! (not one in a hundred agencies even have a clue this is possible)

We know one small tweak you can make to your Google and Facebook Ads which often increases the Click-Through-Rates by 650%! (This drives Google and Meta's algorithm wild and they give you the very best traffic as a reward!)

We know how to make a small 'bidding adjustment' change to increase your Google and Facebook Ads profits by 50%...even if...you don't change a word of copy on your ads or landing pages!

We know how to... you get the idea, don't you? The point is, because of our deep experience working on over 28 different surgical and non-surgical aesthetic procedures and treatments…

We truly believe that…

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🔴 WARNING: WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REMOVE THIS OFFER AT ANY TIME

WE CAN BEAT ANY AGENCY, MARKETER OR TRAFFIC EXPERT ON PLANET EARTH OR YOU WON'T PAY US A SINGLE CENT!

Does this offer excite you? Interested in putting us to the test?

 

Hold on there, tiger… not so fast.

 

Gotta back up a little first.

 

Because this is not for everybody.

 

There are three important factors that must exist before you should even think about applying for this opportunity:

If you are currently running ads on Google, Instagram or Facebook, they must be running profitable. This opportunity is great for clinics aiming to enhance the effectiveness, performance and return on investment of their existing marketing efforts.

If you aren’t already running online ads, your clinic should have a steady flow of patients coming in through referrals or word of mouth. This opportunity isn't for new clinics that are not ready or equipped with the necessary data and digital assets to advertise online. (If you are new to digital advertising and looking to amplify your success - you can apply to see if you qualify)

You must be willing to let us create ads we think will sell. Listen, since we're doing this all on our own dime...Frankly, we don't care what you, your business partner, your spouse, your friends or Snow White and the seven dwarfs think about our work. Except for checking the ads for your legal and factual approval - we'll hold all creative control. Because, if an ad isn't ours - we can't guarantee its success.

Does this opportunity interest you? Do you meet the above qualifications? If so, click the button below and book in a 30-minute strategy session with our team to see if we’d be a good fit.

 

P.S. Oh, well, hello there…need some more convincing huh?

 

Ok listen up chicken nugget, you could continue to work your arse off, round the clock, dealing with all this stress, hassle, and uncertainty…Of constantly worrying about where your next high-value patient will come from…

 

Pulling your hair out and dealing with the never-ending shit storm of lying ad agencies, rising ad costs, unreliable staff members, poor conversion rates, and an income that’s a feast one month and famine the next.

 

Or you could click the button below, book a call with my team, and explore how to rapidly and radically grow the sales of your practice in the next 6 months. Risk-free!

 

But a word of warning, when you pray for the rain, you have to deal with the mud. So you better have the infrastructure in your practice to SCALE!

 

No, “oh can we pause the ads for a week”. Time to put your grown-up pants on, and SCALE.

 

Speak soon.

The TL;DR Version:

We’ll build a 5-step ‘patient acquisition system’ tailored for your practice, creating ad campaigns, high-converting email strategies, and crafting compelling landing pages…

 

To increase your new patient bookings by at least 30% and a 2X return on your investment – and if we don’t, we don’t get paid.

 

But act now before there’s a waiting list and a strict dress code… because we’re a tight-knit group of exceptionally talented marketers and we’re only taking on 4 new clients per month with this offer to ensure we can wholeheartedly deliver on our commitment.

Be quick! FREE spots are almost gone for April

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